Dating Profiles Meme

[stripping.livejournal.com]

1. Post as your character.
2. Other characters will reply with a "dating profile" they have written for your character, based on what they know of them.
3. Hideousness ensues.
4. ?????
5. PROFIT!

EXAMPLE:
Wesker posts to the meme thanks to the miracle of ~the community~. Issei writes: "Single slightly mutated man seeks fellow conspirator. Must be intelligent and willing to be stabbed in the back. Possibly repeatedly if the first time doesn't take." Wesker then makes some snarky comment, and so on.

Comments

...I am lazy.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Issei Ryudo/ewwgirls
Naesala/cawing
Sealand/defactonation
Sherry Birkin/vinodejerez
Nessiah/grancenturio
Austria/steiermark
Shinji Matou/failsatmastery
Kanna/bonywings
Heather/sapphicthief

[getinmyway.livejournal.com]

Thief seeking someone to hold the ladder. Not willing to go the extra mile. Women need not apply.

[sapphicthief.livejournal.com]

Oh, you don't know me at all, do you?

...yes, this journal is on purpose.

[nosamak.livejournal.com]

Nah--she's sooo stubborn. At least you got a sense of fashion!

[sapphicthief.livejournal.com]

Thank you very much! You're not half bad yourself~

[nosamak.livejournal.com]

Thank you--you're way better than that stick-in-the-mud.

[sapphicthief.livejournal.com]

She's got some good points, at least.

[nosamak.livejournal.com]

I've been stuck with her for forever--it's all "Yoruichi-sama" and "work".

[sapphicthief.livejournal.com]

So she's a little challenging.

[getinmyway.livejournal.com]

--I've not even going to ask why Suzumebachi was speaking to you.

[material_guy]

Gay closet sex crazed monk seeks vagina-free nympho for sappy shit between refractory periods. Bonus points for proficiency in threesomes, foursomes, and Greed vocal imitations.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Would you just - I'm not - I don't - shut up!!

[material_guy]

Must also understand gibberish and have a thing for the color red.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I don't blush that often...

[material_guy]

You spend more time blushing than her Firelordship or whatever does screaming.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

She's getting better about that.

[material_guy]

You spend more time blushing than that one guy with the cute girlfriend spends doing magic tricks.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

It's been a while since he's done any for the community.

[material_guy]

You spend more time blushing than Mr. Electric Company President spends loving himself.

[originaldragoon.livejournal.com]

A raven seeking someone to annoy. Does not matter if they be male or female.

[cawing.livejournal.com]

I'm much more picky than that.

[originaldragoon.livejournal.com]

Fine, what would you have put?

[cawing.livejournal.com]

...Good question.

[originaldragoon.livejournal.com]

You don't know what you would want for something like this?

Issei, Sealand

[maraich]

Young, easily influenced monk seeks men of various quality. Cleanliness isn't necessary.



Small, upcoming but cute world leader seeks anyone willing to believe that he's an upcoming world leader.