Dating Profiles Meme

[stripping.livejournal.com]

1. Post as your character.
2. Other characters will reply with a "dating profile" they have written for your character, based on what they know of them.
3. Hideousness ensues.
4. ?????
5. PROFIT!

EXAMPLE:
Wesker posts to the meme thanks to the miracle of ~the community~. Issei writes: "Single slightly mutated man seeks fellow conspirator. Must be intelligent and willing to be stabbed in the back. Possibly repeatedly if the first time doesn't take." Wesker then makes some snarky comment, and so on.

Comments

[cawing.livejournal.com]

I'm much more picky than that.

[originaldragoon.livejournal.com]

Fine, what would you have put?

[cawing.livejournal.com]

...Good question.

[originaldragoon.livejournal.com]

You don't know what you would want for something like this?