Dating Profiles Meme

[stripping.livejournal.com]

1. Post as your character.
2. Other characters will reply with a "dating profile" they have written for your character, based on what they know of them.
3. Hideousness ensues.
4. ?????
5. PROFIT!

EXAMPLE:
Wesker posts to the meme thanks to the miracle of ~the community~. Issei writes: "Single slightly mutated man seeks fellow conspirator. Must be intelligent and willing to be stabbed in the back. Possibly repeatedly if the first time doesn't take." Wesker then makes some snarky comment, and so on.

Comments

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Not to my family.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Aside from them.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

They're the ones who matter in this.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Nobody matters in this, it's a definition>

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Why do you care how I define the people in my life?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

It makes it easier to refer to them if you use the real definitions.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

They're not going to stop being my family, no matter what you think.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Never said they were.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Well, you are trying to convince me that they aren't.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to convince you that your blood relatives are. There is a difference.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

My real family will always be more important than people I just happened to be born near.