Dating Profiles Meme

[stripping.livejournal.com]

1. Post as your character.
2. Other characters will reply with a "dating profile" they have written for your character, based on what they know of them.
3. Hideousness ensues.
4. ?????
5. PROFIT!

EXAMPLE:
Wesker posts to the meme thanks to the miracle of ~the community~. Issei writes: "Single slightly mutated man seeks fellow conspirator. Must be intelligent and willing to be stabbed in the back. Possibly repeatedly if the first time doesn't take." Wesker then makes some snarky comment, and so on.

Comments

idk but I think Jim wants to troll you, Scotty.

[daredtodo.livejournal.com]

Lonely Engineer seeks mate as strong reccommended by his captain who is patient, endeared to Scottish accents, good at brownies, and willing to share him with the greatest starship in history. Good luck with that, ladies/Jacks. Potential suitors can direct date inquiries to the depths of the Enterprise Engineering department.

lmao ilu Jim

[reversedpolarity]

Good at brownies. That's important.

he loves you too :3

[daredtodo.livejournal.com]

Don't you worry, Scotty, I've got your type pegged.

d'awww, yay X3

[reversedpolarity]

I've got a type, have I?

[daredtodo.livejournal.com]

Obviously, you do. And you deserve the best of that type.

[reversedpolarity]

Can't argue that.