OMEGLE TIME

[goddamncrabby.livejournal.com]

You: GREETINGS INFERIOR BEING
You: THIS IS YOUR GOD SPEAKING
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You know what this kicks off? THAT'S RIGHT, the start of a new

OMEGLE MEME

How does this work?

1) Go to Omegle (do a google search, it'll pop up, first result)
2) Chat ICly
3) Post your conversations
4) Lol your pants off

I am bored and love reading these conversations, SO LET'S HEAR THEM GUYS 8)

Comments

OBVIOUSLY I AM SO BORED I WILL POST FIRST 8|a

[goddamncrabby.livejournal.com]

Stranger: hey
You: SHIT, ARE YOU GOING TO DISCONNECT ON ME TOO?
Stranger: no
You: ALL THE FUCKING WIMPS IN THIS PLACE CAN'T HANDLE THE SHIT I THROW AT THEM
Stranger: hm
Stranger: interesting
You: INTERESTING.
You: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN
You: INTERESTING.
Stranger: it means
Stranger: interesting
Stranger: it gives one a certain interest
You: AND WHAT THE FUCK ABOUT THIS CONVERSATION STRIKES YOU AS INTERESTING, OH WISE FUCKER.
Stranger: lol you're funny
You: HA HA HA, NEWSFLASH, YOU INCOMPETANT MORON
You: I WASN'T TRYING TO BE FUNNY
Stranger: but
Stranger: you were
Stranger: :)
You: FUCK YOU
You: I WAS NOT
You: I WAS TROLLING.
Stranger: yes you were. you're so cute
You: I WOULD HAVE THROWN MY CLASSIC SHIT AT YOU FIRST
You: BUT THAT'S BEEN MAKING WIMPY FUCKERS SIGN OFF ALMOST IMMEDIATELY
You: BECAUSE THEY CAN'T HANDLE MY SHIT
You: ... ALSO DON'T CALLE ME FUCKING CUTE
You: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE, ASSNUGGET.
Stranger: why not? you're clearly cute
You: WHAT THE FUCK
You: HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU SAY THAT
Stranger: how the fuck can i not
Stranger: you're so cute
You: WHAT
You: WHAT THE SHIT, NO
Stranger: yes
Stranger: cutie cutie cute cute
You: SHUT UP. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE
You: THIS SO-CALLED COMPLIMENT IS NOT VALID
Stranger: i don't have to
You: I COMMAND YOU TO STOP CALLING ME CUTE
You: THIS INSTANT
Stranger: Fine.
Stranger: Cuteass.
You: WHAT
You: NO. THAT'S WORSE
Stranger: Yeah well
Stranger: your face.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: burn
You: THAT WAS THE SHITTIEST COMEBACK I HAVE EVER HEARD
You: AND TRUST ME, I HAVE HEARD SOME SHITTY COMEBACKS
Stranger: yeah well, your uncle's face
Stranger: motherfucker
You: EVEN WRIGGLERS KNOW BETTER THAN TO PULL THAT SHIT ON A SEASONED TROLL
Stranger: :)
You: WHAT THE FUCK IS AN UNCLE.
You: IS THAT ONE OF YOUR HUMAN FAMILY UNIT THINGS?
Stranger: caps lock makes you seem angry
You: WELL GUESS WHAT, FUCKASS
Stranger: but you're really a cute cuddly teddy bear
You: I AM ANGRY
You: WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL YOU ABOUT CALLING ME CUTE
You: HOW THE SHIT CAN I BE A CUTE CUDDLY BEAR
Stranger: god you're so irresistible...
You: WHAT THE SHIT
You: IS THIS
You: ARE YOU SOLICITING ME?
You: BECAUSE I'M TURNING YOU DOWN RIGHT NOW, DOUCHENUGGET.
Stranger: you're making me wet just thinking about you behind your keyboard trying to be funny and coming off so cute
You: HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT MAKE YOU WET
You: ARE YOU STANIDNG NEXT TO A WATER SOURCE?
You: ARE YOU OUTSIDE IN THE FUCKING RAIN?
You: IDIOT
Stranger: mmmmmmm
Stranger: i give you credit
Stranger: i'm falling asleep
Stranger: and you keep waking me back up
Stranger: so cute.
You: STOP. CALLING. ME. CUTE. FUCKASS.
Stranger: alright this was nice. see ya later cutie :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[airkind.livejournal.com]

karkat you are pretty bad at conversations!!! :T

[goddamncrabby.livejournal.com]

IT ISN'T MY FAULT THIS FUCKER WAS A DUMBASS

Re: OBVIOUSLY I AM SO BORED I WILL POST FIRST 8|a

[notasinglelady]

I am laughing so hard.

Cuteass. Prussia need to call him that.

Rejected for not being Indian...

[oddfairy.livejournal.com]

Stranger: indian?
You: Hi!! I'm Cosmo!!!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



((I feel that more conversations could be hilarious there with Cosmo, but this site creeped me out too much last time we did this meme, so it took me ages to pluck up the courage to even do that one...))

[madeitsquare]

Stranger: hey
Stranger: m or f
You: Duck.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

And hell, I haven't apped this guy YET, but this was surreal:

[madeitsquare]

You: Hello, stranger.
Stranger: Hello, and welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center.
Stranger: All necessary preperations have been made, and we are now ready to start the test proper.
You: Test? What do you think this is about, Zach?
Stranger: Please step through the portal.
You: Fine, then. Let's do this.
Stranger: Please place the Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube on the 1500 Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy-Duty Supercolliding Super Button
You: That thing?
You: Alright, Zach. Let's do what the voice says for now.
Stranger: Please move quickly through the test chamber, as prolonged exposure to the button is not a part of this test.
Stranger: Please go to the center of the room, and take the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.
You: What do you figure we're being tested for?
You: Well, never mind. I'm sure we'll find out.
Stranger: Do not look directly into the operational end of the device. Please do not touch the operational end of the device.
Stranger: Please proceed to the next room, and acquire an attachment for the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.
You: Looks like a gun to me
Stranger: In this next test chamber, you shall learn how conservation of mass and velocity is preserved through portals.
Stranger: In other words, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.
You: Simple enough.
Stranger: As per federal regulations, this next test will not be monitored.
You: Keep your guard up, Zach.
Stranger: Good.
Stranger: As part the test requirements, the previous statement that the last test would not be monitored was not comepletely true.
Stranger: Please do not go outside of the Aperture Science Enrichment Center's test chambers.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Re: And hell, I haven't apped this guy YET, but this was surreal:

[ifbymyhands.livejournal.com]

That's amazing. XD

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

YORK 8D