OMEGLE TIME

[goddamncrabby.livejournal.com]

You: GREETINGS INFERIOR BEING
You: THIS IS YOUR GOD SPEAKING
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You know what this kicks off? THAT'S RIGHT, the start of a new

OMEGLE MEME

How does this work?

1) Go to Omegle (do a google search, it'll pop up, first result)
2) Chat ICly
3) Post your conversations
4) Lol your pants off

I am bored and love reading these conversations, SO LET'S HEAR THEM GUYS 8)

Comments

OBVIOUSLY I AM SO BORED I WILL POST FIRST 8|a

[goddamncrabby.livejournal.com]

Stranger: hey
You: SHIT, ARE YOU GOING TO DISCONNECT ON ME TOO?
Stranger: no
You: ALL THE FUCKING WIMPS IN THIS PLACE CAN'T HANDLE THE SHIT I THROW AT THEM
Stranger: hm
Stranger: interesting
You: INTERESTING.
You: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN
You: INTERESTING.
Stranger: it means
Stranger: interesting
Stranger: it gives one a certain interest
You: AND WHAT THE FUCK ABOUT THIS CONVERSATION STRIKES YOU AS INTERESTING, OH WISE FUCKER.
Stranger: lol you're funny
You: HA HA HA, NEWSFLASH, YOU INCOMPETANT MORON
You: I WASN'T TRYING TO BE FUNNY
Stranger: but
Stranger: you were
Stranger: :)
You: FUCK YOU
You: I WAS NOT
You: I WAS TROLLING.
Stranger: yes you were. you're so cute
You: I WOULD HAVE THROWN MY CLASSIC SHIT AT YOU FIRST
You: BUT THAT'S BEEN MAKING WIMPY FUCKERS SIGN OFF ALMOST IMMEDIATELY
You: BECAUSE THEY CAN'T HANDLE MY SHIT
You: ... ALSO DON'T CALLE ME FUCKING CUTE
You: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE, ASSNUGGET.
Stranger: why not? you're clearly cute
You: WHAT THE FUCK
You: HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU SAY THAT
Stranger: how the fuck can i not
Stranger: you're so cute
You: WHAT
You: WHAT THE SHIT, NO
Stranger: yes
Stranger: cutie cutie cute cute
You: SHUT UP. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE
You: THIS SO-CALLED COMPLIMENT IS NOT VALID
Stranger: i don't have to
You: I COMMAND YOU TO STOP CALLING ME CUTE
You: THIS INSTANT
Stranger: Fine.
Stranger: Cuteass.
You: WHAT
You: NO. THAT'S WORSE
Stranger: Yeah well
Stranger: your face.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: burn
You: THAT WAS THE SHITTIEST COMEBACK I HAVE EVER HEARD
You: AND TRUST ME, I HAVE HEARD SOME SHITTY COMEBACKS
Stranger: yeah well, your uncle's face
Stranger: motherfucker
You: EVEN WRIGGLERS KNOW BETTER THAN TO PULL THAT SHIT ON A SEASONED TROLL
Stranger: :)
You: WHAT THE FUCK IS AN UNCLE.
You: IS THAT ONE OF YOUR HUMAN FAMILY UNIT THINGS?
Stranger: caps lock makes you seem angry
You: WELL GUESS WHAT, FUCKASS
Stranger: but you're really a cute cuddly teddy bear
You: I AM ANGRY
You: WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL YOU ABOUT CALLING ME CUTE
You: HOW THE SHIT CAN I BE A CUTE CUDDLY BEAR
Stranger: god you're so irresistible...
You: WHAT THE SHIT
You: IS THIS
You: ARE YOU SOLICITING ME?
You: BECAUSE I'M TURNING YOU DOWN RIGHT NOW, DOUCHENUGGET.
Stranger: you're making me wet just thinking about you behind your keyboard trying to be funny and coming off so cute
You: HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT MAKE YOU WET
You: ARE YOU STANIDNG NEXT TO A WATER SOURCE?
You: ARE YOU OUTSIDE IN THE FUCKING RAIN?
You: IDIOT
Stranger: mmmmmmm
Stranger: i give you credit
Stranger: i'm falling asleep
Stranger: and you keep waking me back up
Stranger: so cute.
You: STOP. CALLING. ME. CUTE. FUCKASS.
Stranger: alright this was nice. see ya later cutie :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[airkind.livejournal.com]

karkat you are pretty bad at conversations!!! :T

[goddamncrabby.livejournal.com]

IT ISN'T MY FAULT THIS FUCKER WAS A DUMBASS

Re: OBVIOUSLY I AM SO BORED I WILL POST FIRST 8|a

[notasinglelady]

I am laughing so hard.

Cuteass. Prussia need to call him that.