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FOURTH WALL POST



GO GO GO GO.

HERE if you don't know what to do!

SECOND POST WILL GO UP WHEN/IF THE STRAIN GETS TOO MUCH FOR THE POST.

(Usual reminder that this will never count towards game canon!)

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Yosuke Hanamura | Persona 4

[kitchenknives]

What the...?!

[Fuck. The word he's searching for is fuck.]

Please tell me this is just a normal wall in the middle of goddamn nowhere.

[Maybe he should kick it just to be sure.]

Ow!

[Then again, maybe not.]

[blacksnow]

Oh, Yosuke-kun.

[He's here too? What a surprise.]

...did you just kick that wall?

[kitchenknives]

Yukiko-san! Are you alright?

[Definitely not good. Oh man.]

It sure looks that way, huh. Well, there's a good explanation for that... which I haven't thought of yet...

[blacksnow]

I'm fine, but I'm about as confused as you.

[A wall, though? ...huh.]

You would think that the first thing to do would be to not kick it...

[kitchenknives]

I'm sure there's gotta be something we can figure out about this... whatever this is.

So I thought the wall might break if I kicked it, sue me.

[Aha, there's that excuse he was looking for.]

[blacksnow]

Yeah, you're right. Maybe it's like the T.V world again...

[That would be terrible. If a shadow pops up...]

Yosuke-kun, I don't think a brick wall would come down just like that, though...

[kitchenknives]

It sounds like a lot of people are kinda familiar with this... Hey, maybe we could ask them about it?

[He really, really hopes Shadows don't pop up here...]

[blacksnow]

Hm, that's a good idea. Oooh, this could be like our investigations. Alright, let's do it.

[The brick wall is pretty much bugging her as well. She'll just be following behind Yosuke, though, as they ask around.]

[kitchenknives]

Hey, yeah! It might even be kinda fun.

[doo doo doo asking NPCs peeps around]

[fortunesfavor]

[...she's just. Going to watch. And contemplate just walking away in the other direction. No, she doesn't know you. She really doesn't.

A sigh, then-]

Yosuke-senpai.

[kitchenknives]

Ack! Naoto-kun?!

[You can't just appear like that, man. Girl. Whatever.]

Uh. Hey. When'd you get here...?

[invitingwitch]

Well, certainly, this is a place far away from everything else.

[The younger girl smiles. It's polite but... She looks at him, sizing him up. Yes. That'll be sufficient.] I think I found a way back to a place that at least has cell phone reception.

[Yes, follow her, young man... Let's have a party.]

[kitchenknives]

Yeah, no kidding.

[That's... kinda creepy, actually. It reminds him of...Shadows, a bit. But-- they can't really be here, can they?]

You did?! Oh, man, thank you! You're a lifesaver! Where?

[He hesitates before following her. He just doesn't wanna get lost here.]

[invitingwitch]

This way.

[She barely remembers what a cell phone was but she's sure she could bluff if she had to. So she starts walking away from the wall, waiting once in a while to make sure he's following.

All she has to do is bring him back to her barrier... She stops a few minutes later. There's a clearing here but no wall.] Try it here, I think that wall was giving some interference.

[Everything is rather ordinary except for a small boulder over there. If a person looked closely a piece of graffiti can be seen. Though, Candeloro's guessing he's going to be too busy checking his phone to notice small details like that.]

[kitchenknives]

Uh-- hey, hold up!

[Walking after her, doo doo doo. This is... still kinda creepy. But maybe if his phone works, he can get out of here.

So there's a clearing. Huh. That's... where did everyone go? And there's a boulder, he guesses. But yeah, he's gonna check his phone really quick.]

Alright, come on, don't let me down, stupid phone-- [He's got some kinda hackles up or something--Oh shit.

No service.]

Shit. Uh. My phone's got-- it's got nothing. So, uh, I guess I'll just head back now.

[invitingwitch]

[...Leaving? Why does he want to leave?]

No.

[She's not going to let him leave. Not yet. Why would he want to leave when the party hasn't even started?]

[kitchenknives]

What the hell do you mean, no?!

[BRB attempting to get the fuck out of here. And he is definitely not at all panicking even a little.]

[invitingwitch]

I said what I meant.

[There's some yellow ribbons suddenly appearing, weaving themselves into a net and effectively blocking the way they had come.]

The party hasn't even started and you want to leave? That's very rude.

[topsiclevacuum]

[completely deadpan,] Way to go, Senpai.

[kitchenknives]

Hey, shut up, you know you'd've done it if you got here first!

[topsiclevacuum]

Who in their right mind would just go kicking a huge frickin' wall?

[kitchenknives]

I dunno, you wanna do a count?

[topsiclevacuum]

Okay.

[points to yosuke] One!

[kitchenknives]

Hey! I meant of these other weirdos! Not me! I don't count!

[topsiclevacuum]

You kicked it, you count!