Test Drive

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TEST DRIVE MEME

1. Post a comment with the journal of a character you've considered apping. Make sure to put the name of the character/canon in the subject heading and post a comment as if they're already in the game! It can be a voice post, video or text post; it can either be an intro or a "been there a while" sort of deal. Anything goes!

2. Tag around with others - potential characters or characters who are already in the game - to see how well they fit.

3. Get a better idea of how well they'd work out in game, and app or not app accordingly!

4. Have fun! And we pretty much just mean "app" by that last one, fufufu~

Comments

Nezumi | No. 6

[worldismystage]

This place is worse than a fan who doesn't understand the show's over. [He sighs so dramatically that it has to be fake, that it can't be intended to be anything other than fake.]

Then proud ladies and gentlemen, I'm here to do your humble bidding. What can I do for your majesties tonight? Would you like a tour of my modest abone? Pray thee, what is it you seek? [Nonetheless, his pronunciation is good, clear. Soon, however, it's dropped.]

Or you could just go away and let me read.

[pantsu_note]

I only have one question:

Are you an open pervert or a closet pervert?

[worldismystage]

[Okay, not what most normal people would get from his post.]

Wrong kind of book. If you're looking for some porn mags, look for an overweight guy with facial hair and an annoying voice. He'll probably be the one running from some woman.

[pantsu_note]

There's always room for appreciation of pants! There's two kind of men in this world:

Open perverts who declare they love panties!

And closet perverts who can't admit it!

[Stare]

You are the latter.

[worldismystage]

So you came here to tell me you love to wear panties? [Knowing full well what the other means, he leans closer, as if examining with a critical eye.] I don't know if you have the face for it but stay away from the frilly ones; I don't need mental pictures.

[pantsu_note]

And thus we try with the wordplay. You do realize I am smarter than you in that respect. Because a pervert who can't admit he's wearing ladies underthings is one who insults a man for keeping his desires in the field.

[worldismystage]

[His fist lands in his open palm.]

This is a trick to get me to take off my pants. Oh no, I didn't realize these types were here.

[pantsu_note]

Whatever floats your boat! You have to be comfy with your manliness!

[worldismystage]

Wait... are you really wearing women's underwear?

[pantsu_note]

You may never know!

[worldismystage]

You really are an idiot, huh? Did you want suggestions? Don't wear them too tight or you'll lose what you have.

[material_guy]

You wanna let people know the show's over, you gotta do somethin' that stands out like a grand finale!

[worldismystage]

[He looks before stretching a little off screen, reaching until his jacket is in his hand. When he comes back, he angles it toward the filming box.]

Like a curtain going down? You guys ask for a lot. This is theatre on a budget. [But the coat is tossed over.] Then, consider that a closed curtain.

[A beat. Two. And then it's lifted, though he sees it's still recording.] This is cruel, asking for more.

[material_guy]

So's this supposed to be a comedy?

[worldismystage]

That depends, my lord, what is it you'd like to see. I have nothing better to do than your bidding, no life of my own that would be interrupted.

[material_guy]

Yeah, I can see that, 'specially if you're just gonna go off and read.

[worldismystage]

You're the one missing out if you're too stupid to appreciate the classics. Have you ever even picked up a book?

[material_guy]

It'd be pretty sad if I couldn't lift somethin' that lightweight.

[worldismystage]

Now it's a comedy. Next time you're using it to show off how strong you are, try opening it up and reading it.

[material_guy]

The comedy's you calling this a show. This place and me won't go anywhere 'till you do somethin'. You gotta be blonde and an eleven to get away with just sittin' there and bein' a show.

[worldismystage]

You mean blonde hair and big boobs? Sorry to disappoint you. I could find a wig but I'm not growing a pair there anytime soon.

[material_guy]

Think I still got a pack of balloons around here...

[worldismystage]

You first. Don't forget to fill them up with water.

[material_guy]

Air's the better pick, definitely.

[worldismystage]

Only if you want them to feel like they should be on a kid. Go with water and I'm sure you'd be a hit with all the boys.