Because simon is pimp

[galaxyfrisbee.livejournal.com]

So hermy and I were having chat.

And were like.

"Simon has harem."

SO, DDD MEMBERS.  IF YOUR CHARACTER HAD A HAREM/WAS PART OF A HAREM WHO WOULD BE IN IT/IN WHOSE WOULD THEY BE.

STUPID MEME IS STUPID :|;;;

Also Simon lays claim to Nia.

Edit:...

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... I can english at 1:30 AM.

Comments

[unluckychimera.livejournal.com]

Zel says no thanks. He might possibly care about her as something resembling a friend a little tiny bit but would prefer to do so from a safe distance.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

... She might let him escape her clutches. Maybe.

[unluckychimera.livejournal.com]

He says thanks. He doesn't really want to explain to the princess he is in love with that he's been co-opted into a harem.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

... On the other hand, she could just make the princess come too.

[unluckychimera.livejournal.com]

Oh, no no no, she doesn't want that. Amelia would just try to reform her. She exudes so much sweetness and light it makes Xellos physically sick.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

... Oh God okay you can have her.

[unluckychimera.livejournal.com]

*cue Zel victory dance*

Yeah, Azula doesn't want to be on the business end of a Seyruun Justice Speech.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

And the only overly-cheery Ty Lee-esque person she wants is the real Ty Lee. :|

[unluckychimera.livejournal.com]

Hey, at least Ty Lee can do dramatic poses without falling on her head. The main reason Zel went all blushy that one time Haruhi described what "moe" meant was that Amelia hits most of it - including clumsiness.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Pfffffft oh Zel

[unluckychimera.livejournal.com]

We're forced to conclude that Zel and Amelia are an opposites-attract case because there's absolutely no way he could stand her otherwise.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Those are always the best, though 8)

[unluckychimera.livejournal.com]

Of course ^^

... Zel would like to add that they should never introduce Amelia to Ty Lee ever ever ever.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

The world would explode. 8|

[unluckychimera.livejournal.com]

And Zel and Azula would die of diabetes.

[oceanicbutterfly]

...can we add Nozomi to this list of people to keep separated? Because she belongs there.

[unluckychimera.livejournal.com]

... Good point.